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Tue, 27-Apr-21 10:41 AM (10 days ago)
I told my suitcases just now there will be no vacation this year. I’m now dealing with emotional baggage.
Leonardo likes this
Sun, 25-Apr-21 9:06 AM (12 days ago)
Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
OldManEmu and Leonardo like this
We need a movie about the women behind the men:LOÖ:
(11 days ago)
LOL
(10 days ago)
Thu, 8-Apr-21 8:10 AM (29 days ago)
I tried to find a pun about carpentry. But nothing wood work.
Leonardo likes this
Tue, 6-Apr-21 7:22 PM (31 days ago)
What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist.
Leonardo likes this
Sun, 4-Apr-21 10:05 AM (33 days ago)
Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium. Me: 0mg!
Artistic, Leonardo and OldManEmu like this
Fri, 2-Apr-21 3:55 PM (35 days ago)
I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.
Leonardo likes this
Do you get it?
(35 days ago)
Nope
(35 days ago)
Thought not.
(35 days ago)
Fri, 2-Apr-21 8:36 AM (35 days ago)
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
SexyUKBabe, Leonardo and Artistic like this
Fri, 2-Apr-21 8:04 AM (35 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
Ohhhh how eggciting
(35 days ago)
Would I get thrown out if I went into a posh restaurant and asked for ham, egg and chips?
(35 days ago)
The elusive Easter Beagle!
(35 days ago)
Not if they served it
(35 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
If they did, it would be written: Jambon, œuf et frites, to make it sound more posh.
(35 days ago)
Thu, 1-Apr-21 3:42 PM (36 days ago)
I asked my Grandpa, “After 65 years you still call Grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. What’s your secret?! He said, “I forgot her name 5 years ago, I’m too scared to ask her.” grin
Artistic, Leonardo and SexyUKBabe like this
He's a clever man
(36 days ago)
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Tue, 30-Mar-21 6:45 PM (38 days ago)
My friend turned into an ice cream cone whilst on holiday. He’s been a wafer so long now.
Leonardo and Farley like this
What flavor of ice cream is he hoping for?
(38 days ago)
Random likes this
No ice cream, it would have made the cone soggy so he wouldn't have been a wafer so long.
(37 days ago)
Mmmm ice cream
(37 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
You can't be an ice cream cone and not want ice cream, that would be like being a beer bottle and not wanting beer.
(37 days ago)
Don't get technical with me lol.
(37 days ago)
Sun, 28-Mar-21 6:00 PM (40 days ago)
Here's a question...where did Noah keep woodpeckers on his ark?
Farley likes this
The entire operation was guided by divine intervention but some people say the point of the story really isn't the ark and the flood, those may simply be illustrations used to convey a message.
(39 days ago)
Random likes this
They conveyed the message in biblical proportions.
(39 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
You must have been really bored when you googled this
(39 days ago)
Leonardo and Random like this
Inquiring minds..................
(39 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
I used to have a set of old encyclopaedias called Enquire Within. I wish I'd kept them, they might be worth something now.
(39 days ago)
SexyUKBabe and Leonardo like this
Sun, 28-Mar-21 5:41 PM (40 days ago)
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No, it’s to look at.” grin
Leonardo and Farley like this
I thought you were Count Babeula.
(40 days ago)
I wouldn't count on it
(40 days ago)
I'll just use my trusty abacus.
(40 days ago)
I'm waiting for them to invent a battery operated abacus.
(40 days ago)
Artistic likes this
As if by magic... Abracadabacus! There you go.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
Tue, 7-Apr-20 2:05 PM (1 year ago)
Might as well post a status while I'm here. smile
SexyUKBabe likes this
Hey smile
(1 year ago)
Random likes this
Hi SUK Babe smile
(1 year ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
Bumping because I can. smile
(1 year ago)
Thu, 12-Dec-19 2:43 PM (1 year ago)
*Taps microphone...Is this thing still working?
speak up, we cant hear you back here grin
(1 year ago)
Thu, 8-Nov-18 10:32 AM (2 years ago)
47 days till Christmas...
   
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