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Thu, 8-Apr-21 8:10 AM (11 days ago)
I tried to find a pun about carpentry. But nothing wood work.
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Tue, 6-Apr-21 2:21 AM (13 days ago)
jeepers, creepers, where do we get these keepers 
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Tue, 6-Apr-21 7:22 PM (12 days ago)
What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist.
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Tue, 6-Apr-21 7:47 AM (13 days ago)
u realy don't want 2 know it is abuot the queen and it.s loyalty 2 the crown is she realy queen or australian king?
Mon, 5-Apr-21 3:07 PM (14 days ago)
we had a blom start, last night hail n snow this morning , sun is out now melting the snow, weird weather
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Sun, 4-Apr-21 10:05 AM (15 days ago)
Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium. Me: 0mg!
Fri, 2-Apr-21 3:38 AM (17 days ago)
Happy Easter to you all 
Fri, 2-Apr-21 4:19 PM (17 days ago)
Hope you all have a Happy Easter!!
Thu, 1-Apr-21 5:47 PM (17 days ago)
Happy Easter
Fri, 2-Apr-21 3:55 PM (17 days ago)
I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.
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Fri, 2-Apr-21 8:04 AM (17 days ago)
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Ohhhh how eggciting
(17 days ago)
Would I get thrown out if I went into a posh restaurant and asked for ham, egg and chips?
(17 days ago)
The elusive Easter Beagle!
(17 days ago)
If they did, it would be written: Jambon, œuf et frites, to make it sound more posh.
(17 days ago)
Fri, 2-Apr-21 8:36 AM (17 days ago)
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
Wed, 24-Mar-21 8:13 PM (25 days ago)
Does anyone still use this?
Those are wooden eggs, decorated with shrink wrap.
(17 days ago)
They wood chip my teeth if I tried eating them.
(17 days ago)
They're high in fiber, balances the chocolate nicely.
(17 days ago)
Thu, 1-Apr-21 3:42 PM (18 days ago)
I asked my Grandpa, “After 65 years you still call Grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. What’s your secret?! He said, “I forgot her name 5 years ago, I’m too scared to ask her.”
Tue, 30-Mar-21 6:45 PM (19 days ago)
My friend turned into an ice cream cone whilst on holiday. He’s been a wafer so long now.
No ice cream, it would have made the cone soggy so he wouldn't have been a wafer so long.
(19 days ago)
You can't be an ice cream cone and not want ice cream, that would be like being a beer bottle and not wanting beer.
(18 days ago)
Don't get technical with me lol.
(18 days ago)
Mon, 29-Mar-21 10:58 PM (20 days ago)
so obviously im not a mod anymore, but if anyone have questions i still offer to help
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Sun, 28-Mar-21 6:00 PM (21 days ago)
Here's a question...where did Noah keep woodpeckers on his ark?
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I used to have a set of old encyclopaedias called Enquire Within. I wish I'd kept them, they might be worth something now.
(20 days ago)
Sun, 28-Mar-21 1:47 PM (22 days ago)
Well that sucked.... 
Somewhere over tha rainbow my entire blog was deleted and i was 
(21 days ago)
what? where? when?
(21 days ago)
i was gagged 3 days ago but i think my blog was still there 2 days ago
(21 days ago)
Sun, 28-Mar-21 5:41 PM (21 days ago)
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No, it’s to look at.”
I thought you were Count Babeula.
(21 days ago)
I wouldn't count on it
(21 days ago)
I'll just use my trusty abacus.
(21 days ago)
Fri, 26-Mar-21 1:11 AM (24 days ago)
Looking forward to the warmer weather.
Sun, 28-Feb-21 11:14 AM (50 days ago)
what is wrong with some of you males? not everything has to be sexual ffs !! especially on this site where it isnt welcome !!
I can handle most thing, not easily offended, nor phased by much. Some people and Comment make me want to 
though. I think it time to write a well constructed letter. [maybe not today]
though. I think it time to write a well constructed letter. [maybe not today]
(49 days ago)
yes, write one today , no better time than the present time
(49 days ago)
Fri, 26-Feb-21 8:10 AM (52 days ago)
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Sun, 28-Feb-21 8:59 AM (50 days ago)
were isthe girls
Sat, 13-Feb-21 8:19 AM (65 days ago)
seriously !!
[a new approach]
