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Sun, 28-Mar-21 6:00 PM (40 days ago)
Here's a question...where did Noah keep woodpeckers on his ark?
Farley likes this
How wood we know?
(40 days ago)
Random likes this
I wood knot have a clue.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
In the carpentry shop.
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Random and SexyUKBabe like this
Then where do you keep the carp?
(40 days ago)
Stop carping on about it wood you
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Random and Leonardo like this
Well heck, that's easy, in the goldfish bowl.
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But they'd eat the poor goldfish!
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Leonardo likes this
You gotta feed them something.
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What is something, and what does it taste like?
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Don't know what it is but it tastes a lot like chicken.
(40 days ago)
Everything tastes like chicken
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Just as well I like chicken!
(40 days ago)
So something and everything are the same?
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Where did Noah keep his crocs (and don't say on his feet like Lenny does)
(40 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
Everything always tastes like something, just like something tastes like everything
(40 days ago)
I think Ali G has them in his cabin.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
That was a snappy reply
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Random and Leonardo like this
I didn't know Noah had crocs, good man.
(40 days ago)
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Noah had style too
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Leonardo likes this
Hare style?
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He preferred his haie in a bun-ny
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*hair
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*hare...wow!
(40 days ago)
Random likes this
I think you got your rabbit in a stew.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
I almost swore, but then quickly realised where i was..after i noticed the background wasn't pink lol
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This place has never been so busy. I hope the server doesn't crash lol.
(40 days ago)
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Hopefully the ark doesn't sink
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Random and Leonardo like this
Or get stuck like the Ever Given.
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Hopefully we'll be for given
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Leonardo and Random like this
Time for spaghetti on toast. smile
(40 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
A spaghetti sandwich? I just had my porridge.
(40 days ago)
Ok, stop showing off with your expensive cuisine, we can't all eat like kings and queens like you.
(40 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
That reminds me, I better rummage through the freezer and take sumthin out for dinner.
(40 days ago)
Are you one of the 3 bears, Lenny?
(40 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
You having chicken then, lenny?
(40 days ago)
Can we have a little mystery about my true identity? Actually I left it out as bait but no golden locks woman showed up so I ate it.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
I had chicken yesterday, I think I have a beef about tonight's dinner.
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SexyUKBabe likes this
Greedy bear lol
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Leonardo likes this
I asked myself, "what wood SUK Babe do?", the answer was obvious.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
Well, she would have eaten it without thinking about using it for anything else
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Leonardo likes this
Well yes, she is more advanced than I am.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
If advanced is the same as greedier, then yes
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Leonardo likes this
Insatiable appetite!
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SexyUKBabe likes this
I have to run along now, laters.
(40 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
I'm eating...
(40 days ago)
Take care Leonardo.
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Leonardo likes this
Bye smile
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Leonardo likes this
I googled the question, you'd be surprised how many serious answers there are out there. But it got me thinking, it was only 40 days and nights, a pair of woodpeckers isn't going to sink a ship
(39 days ago)
or an ark in only 40 days.
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If they worked day and night, they could make a big hole.
(39 days ago)
But wouldn't birds tend to perch high up in the ark, above the water line? Thus any holes they make would only allow minor seepage from the rain.
(39 days ago)
They might lose their bearings if it's dark.
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Plus, if they enjoy a fish dinner, they might dig the ark's bottom.
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Leonardo likes this
Maybe Noah put mirrors high up in the rafters to attract the birds. Birds are always attracted to the pretty bird in the mirror.
(39 days ago)
Random likes this
Could they make mirrors back then?
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Not the kind we have but a polished sheet of silver would do the job.
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Interesting about mirrors, when they were invented the company that made them sequestered the craftsmen on an island under the penalty of death if they revealed the mirror making secrets.
(39 days ago)
How did they even make an ark back then?
(39 days ago)
The entire operation was guided by divine intervention but some people say the point of the story really isn't the ark and the flood, those may simply be illustrations used to convey a message.
(39 days ago)
Random likes this
They conveyed the message in biblical proportions.
(39 days ago)
Leonardo likes this
You must have been really bored when you googled this
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Inquiring minds..................
(39 days ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
I used to have a set of old encyclopaedias called Enquire Within. I wish I'd kept them, they might be worth something now.
(39 days ago)
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