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SexyUKBabe
Wed, 24-Mar-21 8:13 PM (3 years ago)
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Does anyone still use this?
Leonardo and Random like this
Leonardo
Plus you probably have extras getting ready for Easter.
(3 years ago)
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 		SexyUKBabe
I always have extras
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Leonardo
Ah ha!!! See, I knew you had chocolates!
(3 years ago)
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 		SexyUKBabe
Ooops!!....silly typing mistake. I meant to say, a friend of mine always has extras
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Leonardo
I ordered my Easter bunnies yesterday, some white, milk and dark chocolates. Solid, not the hollow ones.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		Leonardo
From a family run business I found some time back on the tube site.
(3 years ago)
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 		SexyUKBabe
Do you bite their heads off first?
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
I play a game with them, I'll bite the butt off of one and then the ears off another, the one bunny will say, "My butt hurts!" and the other bunny says "What???"
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		Leonardo
They also make bunnies with broken up oreos mixed in with the chocolate, I wanted to get some but I ordered too late, those were out of stock.
(3 years ago)
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 		SexyUKBabe
Ohhhh they sound good drool
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
So this is the new bike shed area!
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		Random
Blimey, is it really nearly 7 years I've been here!
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
Who are you?
(3 years ago)
Random
Just some random guy who is on your friends list.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
Ah yeah
(3 years ago)
Random
No problem SexyForgetfulBabe!
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe and Leonardo like this
 		SexyUKBabe
SFB...a new one
(3 years ago)
Random and Leonardo like this
 		Leonardo
My chocolate bunnies are in transit, they'll be here Wednesday.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe and Random like this
 		SexyUKBabe
Are we sharing? If so I'll make sure I'm here.
(3 years ago)
Random and Leonardo like this
 		Random
I'll wait till after Easter when Lindt chocolate bunnies go down to 50p.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe and Leonardo like this
 		SexyUKBabe
I do that too
(3 years ago)
Random and Leonardo like this
 		Leonardo
Yes, I'm sharing.
(3 years ago)
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 		SexyUKBabe
Thank you smile
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
*sits down and waits for Leonardo to share his chocolate*
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
...and his booze!
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
Just ice cream for me
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
*chocolate...I got confused lol
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
Yes, I noticed
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
Chocfused
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
Just have chocolate ice cream... sorted.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
Even better
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Leonardo
*guards liquor larder carefully*
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
My chocolate bunnies are on a UPS truck barreling it's way to my front door.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
*Takes over the UPS truck
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
The truck is in the neighboring village but I don't know how many stops it has before mine. SexyBabe, you'd be better off just to wait for it in my house.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
I'm driving it to my house
(3 years ago)
Random
*Hijacks truck and pinches all the chocolate.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
*goes to kitchen and eats some chocolate brownies*
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
Sharing?
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
He's stuffing so many in his mouth, he can't type.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
So greedy, I would never do that
(3 years ago)
Random
Yeah, I believe you...
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
I had two Bakewell slices earlier.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
I had a chocolate cheesecake
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
My status has turned from normal, and gone straight to food again lol
(3 years ago)
Random
Food was first mentioned 5 days ago.
(3 years ago)
Random
I guess it's time sausages were mentioned.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
Oh was it?
(3 years ago)
Random
Yeah, Leonardo came looking for chocolate.
(3 years ago)
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 		SexyUKBabe
Oh so it's his fault this time
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
He just knows it's a subject close to your heart... and even closer to your tummy.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
Any left for us Leonardo?
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
Or my mouth
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Leonardo
*returns, smacking lips and licking tips of fingers* Sexy, are you going to share that cheesecake?
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
What cheesecake?
(3 years ago)
Random
*Quotes SexyUKBabe: "I had a chocolate cheesecake"
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
There's none left, I ate it hours ago
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
I thought we might swap, some cheesecake for brownies. I have plenty left.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
I'll take your brownies, and I'll owe you some cheesecake
(3 years ago)
Random
Sounds like your playing poker. I'll raise you an almond Toblerone.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
I thought the title of this thread was "Does anyone have chocolate?" I think Sexy changed the title to make me look bad after I posted.
(3 years ago)
Random likes this
 		Random
*You're
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
Playing poker with food sounds a good ides
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
Now we're dealing *slides a couple of brownies over to Random and Sexy*
(3 years ago)
Random likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
Ides too
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
Grrr....*idea
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
You're loosing it, Sexy, you probably need something to eat.
(3 years ago)
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 		SexyUKBabe
*eats brownie and has chocolate all around her face
(3 years ago)
Leonardo and Random like this
 		Random
That's why you have a heart over your mouth, so that we can't see what a messy eater you are.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo and SexyUKBabe like this
 		SexyUKBabe
That's exactly why, you're right
(3 years ago)
Leonardo and Random like this
 		SexyUKBabe
It's also why my pic is black and white, to hide the food stains
(3 years ago)
Random likes this
 		Random
I think the colour of chocolate would show on your light skin and top.
(3 years ago)
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I hid it well
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
I bet you tongued it.
(3 years ago)
Random likes this
 		Random
Must have a long tongue.
(3 years ago)
Random
It ventures out from being tongue in cheek.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		SexyUKBabe
drool
(3 years ago)
Random
I had a Caribbean jerk, rice and peas meal tonight. I won't be having that again.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
Why?
(3 years ago)
Random
It's something new I saw in Tesco, but I didn't enjoy it.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		Random
The only good thing is it say's it's 3 of my 5 a day.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		Leonardo
I have a small pork roast, seasoned and in the oven on time delay. I can sit back and count my chocolate bunnies when they arrive.
(3 years ago)
Random and SexyUKBabe like this
 		Random
Sounds delicious!
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
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But you better keep your eye on it as I know someone not a million miles from here who will nick it!
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Leonardo
I have notified Scotland Yard and am standing guard. Also notified the Canadian Royal Mounties for good measure.
(3 years ago)
Random likes this
 		Random
Good, you can't be too careful!
(3 years ago)
Leonardo
*puts in a call to the Texas Rangers and Illinois National Guard*
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe
*distracts all the guards
(3 years ago)
Leonardo and Random like this
 		Leonardo
Sexy......, if anyone can distract the guards, it's you. But, I got it!!! You guys nicked the decoy truck!!!
(3 years ago)
Random and SexyUKBabe like this
 		Leonardo
All bunny races, milk, white and dark. Look at the big eggs they laid!
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		Random
Since when do bunnies lay eggs? I bet you believe in Santa Claus too! I assume the chocolate is for your grandkids?
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe and Leonardo like this
 		SexyUKBabe
I knew he was laying all along
(3 years ago)
Random and Leonardo like this
 		Random
Nice April 1st by the way! grin
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe and Leonardo like this
 		SexyUKBabe
Who said it was an April fool?
(3 years ago)
Leonardo likes this
 		Random
Do I look like I was born on March 31st? I'll let you prove me wrong.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe likes this
 		Leonardo
Those are wooden eggs, decorated with shrink wrap.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe and Random like this
 		SexyUKBabe
I wood never believe you
(3 years ago)
Random and Leonardo like this
 		Random
They wood chip my teeth if I tried eating them.
(3 years ago)
Leonardo and SexyUKBabe like this
 		Leonardo
They're high in fiber, balances the chocolate nicely.
(3 years ago)
SexyUKBabe and Random like this
 		Random
I think you're a fibre fibber.
(3 years ago)
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